愚人笑話：Nobody move! 不許動(dòng)！

241　Nobody move! 不許動(dòng)！

A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, “Nobody move!” When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.

英語(yǔ)笑話天天更

兩個(gè)密歇根強(qiáng)盜走進(jìn)一家唱片商店緊張地?fù)]舞著手中的左輪手槍。頭一個(gè)家伙喊：“誰(shuí)也不許動(dòng)！”當(dāng)他的同伙走動(dòng)時(shí)，這個(gè)驚慌失措的歹徒開(kāi)槍打了他。