美國流行笑話：A Screen Saver 屏幕保護(hù)畫

223　A Screen Saver 屏幕保護(hù)畫

Upon dying, Bill Gates went to purgatory. St. Peter said to him, “Bill, you have done some good things and some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go.” So, Bill took a look at hell and saw beautiful women running around on beautiful beach. Then he took a look at heaven and it was nice, you know harps and singing and worship and stuff like that. So he said to St. Peter that he would like to go to hell. About a week later, St. Peter went down to hell to check on Bill. There he saw him, being whipped by demons. He said to St. Peter, “What happened to all the beautiful women and the beach?” Peter replied, “That was just the screen saver.”
比爾·蓋茨死的時(shí)候到了煉獄。圣彼得對他說：“比爾，你做了一些好事，也做了一些壞事。現(xiàn)在我讓你自己決定到哪里去。”于是，比爾看了一下地獄，看到漂亮的女人在漂亮的海灘上奔跑。然后他又看了一下天堂。那里不錯(cuò)，有豎琴、唱歌、崇拜等等那一套。他對圣彼得說他想去地獄。大約一星期以后，圣彼得到地獄去看比爾。他正在受惡魔鞭打。他問圣彼得說：“那些美女和海灘是怎么一回事？”圣彼得說：“那只是一幅屏幕保護(hù)畫。”