美國流行笑話：Who am I? 我是誰？

216　Who am I? 我是誰？

At a tea for officers and their wives, the commanding general of a base delivered a seemingly endless oration. A young lieutenant grumbled to the woman sitting beside him, “What a pompous and unbearable old windbag that slob is!” The woman turned to him, her face red with rage. “Excuse me, Lieutenant. Do you have any idea who I am?” “No, ma'am,” the man fumbled. “I am the wife of the man you just called an unbearable old windbag.” “Oh,” said the lieutenant. “And do you have any idea who I am?” “No,” said the general's wife. “Thank God,” said the lieutenant, getting up from his seat and disappearing into the crowd.
在一次軍官和家屬的茶話會上，基地的司令沒完沒了地發(fā)表著演說。一位年輕的中尉對坐在他旁邊的女人嘟囔說：“這個(gè)老家伙啰嗦乏味、自以為是，真叫人不能容忍。”那個(gè)女人轉(zhuǎn)過來，她的臉因生氣而通紅：“中尉，你知道我是誰嗎？”小伙子說：“夫人，我不知道。”“我是那個(gè)你才說的啰嗦乏味、自以為是、叫人不能容忍的老家伙的太太。”中尉說：“哦，那你知道我是誰嗎？”將軍的夫人說：“不知道。”中尉說：“感謝上帝。”說完就從位置上站起來，消失在人群中。