美國流行笑話：I won't hurt you 我不會傷害你

199　I won't hurt you 我不會傷害你

One day, a man brought in an African Grey Parrot to have its beak and wings trimmed. The owner warned that the bird disliked these procedures and was apt to bite. I donned thick gloves and cautiously opened the cage. The parrot stepped out and, looking up at me, said, “Don't worry, I won't hurt you.”
有一天，一個男子帶著一只非洲灰鸚鵡來修剪它的嘴和翅膀。他警告說，這只鳥不喜歡這個過程，會咬人。我戴上厚厚的手套，小心翼翼地打開鳥籠子的門。這只鸚鵡走出來，抬頭看看我說：“別擔心。我不會傷害你。”