美國流行笑話：Sleeping in your bed 睡在你的床上

194　Sleeping in your bed 睡在你的床上

During the latter stages of my pregnancy, I brought a cushion to work to make my chair more comfortable. One afternoon I returned from lunch to find my chair had been pushed to the far side of my work area. “Looks like someone's sitting in my chair,” I commented to one of my co-workers. Glancing down at my stomach, she said, “Looks like someone's also been sleeping in your bed.”
在我懷孕的后期，上班的時候我?guī)Я艘粋€墊子去，使椅子比較舒服一點。一天下午，我吃完午飯回去，發(fā)現(xiàn)我的椅子被人推到辦公室里好遠的一邊。我對一個同事說：“好像有人坐我的椅子。她往下看了一眼我的肚子說：“好像也有人正睡在你的床上。”