美國流行笑話：Falling off the fridge 從冰箱上掉下來

181　Falling off the fridge 從冰箱上掉下來

A hearing-impaired person, I was on the phone with my brother, excitedly telling him about the cochlear ear implant I was getting. “I'm going to have a magnet implanted in my head as part of the procedure,” I told him. He asked why, and I read him the technical explanation from a booklet. “Oh,” he said. “I thought it was to keep you from falling off the fridge.”
我是一個(gè)聽力受損的人。我正在給弟弟打電話，興奮地告訴他我要做一個(gè)耳蝸再造手術(shù)。我告訴他，作為整個(gè)過程的一部分，要在我的頭部裝一塊磁鐵。他問我為什么要這樣做。我把一本小冊(cè)子里的技術(shù)說明念給他聽。他說：“噢，我以為是要防止你從冰箱上掉下來呢。”