美國(guó)流行笑話：My vision's not too good 我眼神不太好

145　My vision's not too good 我眼神不太好

I played for a semipro baseball team. At every game we sold raffle tickets. Half the money paid the team's expenses and the other half went to the winning ticket holder. One day they held the drawing just as I was stepping up to bat. The home plate umpire pulled the winning ticket, and then turned to me. “Could you read me the number?” he asked. “My vision's not too good.”

我在一個(gè)半職業(yè)的棒球隊(duì)打球。每次比賽我們都賣抽獎(jiǎng)券。用其中一半錢(qián)支付球隊(duì)的開(kāi)銷，另一半給中獎(jiǎng)的人。有一天當(dāng)我走上去要擊球的時(shí)候，他們正在抽獎(jiǎng)。本壘板裁判員抽出中獎(jiǎng)票，遞給我說(shuō)：“你能不能把號(hào)碼念給我聽(tīng)？我眼神不太好。”