美國流行笑話：Shark, Bear and Children 鯊魚、熊和兒童

130　Shark, Bear and Children 鯊魚、熊和兒童

Flashlights used by my National Guard unit can withstand almost anything. And to prove it, they come with a lifetime warranty. Nevertheless, nothing is indestructible, which is why the warranty also cautions, “Void with shark bites, bear attacks and children under the age of five.”

我們國家衛(wèi)隊(duì)用的手電筒幾乎可以抵御任何東西。為了證明這一點(diǎn)，它們是帶著終身保用來的。然而，沒有任何東西是不能摧毀的。這就是為什么在保用上寫著：“避免鯊魚咬、熊襲擊以及五歲以下的兒童。”