美國流行笑話：I'm not picky 我不是那種挑剔的人

117　I'm not picky 我不是那種挑剔的人

I was checking in an airline passenger for a flight when, as the boarding pass was being printed, she asked for a seat in the emergency-exit row. “Wait a minute,” she interrupted, as I started printing a replacement pass, “how about the window seat?” I made the second change, and then she said, “Oh, and I'd like an aisle seat if you have it.” Trying to anticipate her next demand, I asked, “Would you prefer the aisle seat on the left or the right?” “It doesn't matter,” she said dismissively. “I'm not picky.”

我在給一位旅客辦理登機(jī)手續(xù)。在印登機(jī)卡的時(shí)候，她要求換到緊急出口那一排去坐。當(dāng)我給她重印登機(jī)卡的時(shí)候，她打斷我說：“等一下，換一個(gè)靠窗的座位怎么樣？”我給她第二次更改之后，她又說：“哦，如果你有靠中間過道的位子，我想換一個(gè)。”試圖搶在她說出下一個(gè)要求之前，我問她：“你是喜歡在過道的左邊還是右邊？”她輕蔑地說：“那有什么關(guān)系？我不是那種挑剔的人。”