美國(guó)流行笑話：Pneumonia and Smoking 肺炎和抽煙

68　Pneumonia and Smoking 肺炎和抽煙

I'm an attendant in a laundromat. A woman came in, sat near my counter and chain-smoked cigarette after cigarette. The smoke was both-ering me, so I turned on a fan. “Could you please point that thing in another direction?” she asked. “I'm just getting over pneumonia and the last thing I need is a breeze blowing on me.”
我在一家自助洗衣店當(dāng)營(yíng)業(yè)員。一個(gè)女人走進(jìn)來(lái)，坐在我的柜臺(tái)旁邊，一支接一支地抽煙。煙味熏得我受不了，我打開(kāi)了電風(fēng)扇。她對(duì)我說(shuō)：“你能不能把那東西換一個(gè)方向？我的肺炎剛好。最怕吹風(fēng)。”