美國(guó)流行笑話：A Halloween Costume 萬(wàn)圣節(jié)戲裝

A Halloween Costume 萬(wàn)圣節(jié)戲裝

Desperate for a Halloween costume to wear to a party, my 43-year-old daughter had an inspired idea. She put on a slinky black dress, fishnet stockings and balanced a small tabletop on her head. On it was a lamp, a champagne glass and an ashtray with two cigarette butts. She won first prize.

我43歲的女兒急需一件戲裝去參加萬(wàn)圣節(jié)化妝晚會(huì)。她有了一個(gè)靈感。她穿上一件黑色的夜行服，一雙漁網(wǎng)長(zhǎng)統(tǒng)襪，頭上頂一個(gè)小桌面。小桌上放一盞燈、一個(gè)香檳高腳杯和一個(gè)有兩個(gè)煙頭的煙灰缸。她贏了一等獎(jiǎng)。