英語(yǔ)幽默:你聽說(shuō)過(guò)……嗎?

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw?

Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)?

If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd."