| 2 |
| Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? |
| - |
| Of course, a house |
| doesn’t jump at all. |
| 3 |
| Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only |
| 10 to live." |
| Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? |
| Weeks?!" |
| Doctor: "Nine." |
| 4 |
| A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I |
| crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the |
| 4:23 train.” |
| The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull |
| sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.” |
| 5 |
| Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother? |
| My name is Paul. |
| 6 |
| My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to |
| take his bike away. |
| 7 |
| What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? |
| - |
| Snowballs. |
| 8 |
| Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" |
| Patrick: "It was really |
| great mum! Today we made explosives!" |
| Mother: "Ooh, they do very |
| fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" |
| Patrick: "What school?" |
| 9 |
| "Mom, where do tampons go?" |
| "Where the babies come from, |
| darling." |
| "In the stork?" |
