英語幽默笑話：因禍得福

　　A man was a butterfingers. He had been suffering from unemployment for months.

　　At last he found a job in a chinaware house. He had worked only a few days when he dropped a large vase.

　　The manager summoned him to the office and told him that money would be deducted from his wages every week until the vase was paid for. He asked: "How much did it cost?" "Five hundred dollars." said the manager. "Oh, that's wonderful," he said happily, "I'm so happy that I have got a steady job at last."

　　有一個人很粗心，老是打爛東西。他已失業(yè)好幾個月了。

　　最后他在一個瓷器店找到了一個工作。可是才干了幾天，他就打爛了一個很大的花瓶。

　　經(jīng)理把他到辦公室去，告訴他每個星期都要扣他的工錢，直到賠償夠了為止。他就問：“那個花瓶值多少錢?”經(jīng)理說：“值500美元。”他很高興地說：“啊!太妙了，我非常高興，終于有個穩(wěn)定的工作啦。”