英語(yǔ)幽默笑話：這鐘準(zhǔn)確嗎？ Is that clock right?

　　Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, What's the time, please?

　　After a few months, Dan said to himself, I'm not going to answer all those stupid people any more. I'm going to buy a big clock and put it upon the wall here. Then he did so.

　　Now people aren't going to stop and ask me the time, he thought happily. But after that, a lot of people stopped, looked at the clock and then asked Dan, Is that clock right?

　　丹在一個(gè)大城市的某個(gè)俱樂(lè)部當(dāng)守門人。每天都有數(shù)千人經(jīng)過(guò)他的門口，而且許多人都會(huì)停下來(lái)問(wèn)他:請(qǐng)問(wèn)現(xiàn)在幾點(diǎn)?

　　幾個(gè)月后，丹想：我不想再回答這些蠢人提出的問(wèn)題了，我要去買一只大鐘，把它掛在這兒的墻上。于是他買了一只鐘，把它掛在了墻上。

　　現(xiàn)在人們總不會(huì)再停下來(lái)問(wèn)我時(shí)間了。他高興地想。可是打那以后，每天仍有許多人停下來(lái)，看看鐘，然后問(wèn)丹：這鐘準(zhǔn)嗎?