英語幽默：隧道之旅（雙語）

　　"I was floating in a tunnel toward a very bright lightand then a voice told me I had to go back and finishlistening to the presentation."

　　我正在一個隧道中朝著光明漂流，這時，一個聲音傳來，告訴我應該回去把演講聽完。