英語(yǔ)幽默：你會(huì)說(shuō)多少英文（雙語(yǔ)）

　　"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention howunfair it is for my client to be accused of theft.

　　"法官先生，我的當(dāng)事人被指控偷竊，這是多么不公正啊。

　　He arrived in New York City a week ago and barelyknew his way around. What's more, he only speaks afew words of English."

　　他一周前才來(lái)到紐約，幾乎不認(rèn)路。而且，他只會(huì)說(shuō)幾個(gè)英語(yǔ)單詞。"

　　The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"

　　法官看了看被告，問(wèn)道："你會(huì)說(shuō)多少英文?"

　　The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"

　　被告抬起頭，說(shuō)："把你的錢包給我!"