英語(yǔ)幽默：摩西和耶穌(雙語(yǔ))

　　A burglar(竊賊) breaks into a house. He sees a CDplayer that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears avoice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around withhis flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?".He spots some $ on a table and takes it. Once againhe hears a voice "JESUS is watching you".

　　一個(gè)竊賊潛入一戶(hù)人家。他看到一個(gè)喜歡的CD機(jī)，他趕緊拿了。就在這個(gè)時(shí)候他聽(tīng)到有人說(shuō)：“耶穌正在看著你。”他照著手電看來(lái)看去，嘀咕著：“到底是什么人在說(shuō)話(huà)?”這時(shí)，他看到桌子上有些錢(qián)，他又拿了。那聲音又來(lái)了：“耶穌正在看著你。”

　　He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrotin it! He goes over and asks "Was that your voice?". It said "YES". He then says "What's yourname?". It says "MOSES". The burglar says "What kind of person names his bird moses?" Theparrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS Rottweiler "JESUS".

　　他躲到一個(gè)角落，想找出是誰(shuí)在說(shuō)話(huà)。結(jié)果看到一只鸚鵡，于是他問(wèn)鸚鵡：“是你在說(shuō)話(huà)嗎?”鸚鵡承認(rèn)了。 小賊說(shuō)：“你叫什么名字?”“摩西”。小賊說(shuō)：“什么人給鳥(niǎo)取這種名字?”鸚鵡回答：“就是那個(gè)給他的羅威那犬取名為‘耶穌’的那個(gè)人啊。”