幽默故事：我當您的兒子

　　幽默故事帶翻譯： I’m your son 我當您的兒子(中英雙語)

　　Shortly after our teen-age son started his first job at a family restaurant，we decided to surprise him by having dinner there one night. I was warned by other family members not to embarrass him by making it obvious I was his mother. Being an exuberant parent，I found this difficult but managed to act like other customers.I kept my head bent over the menu and politely accepted silverware and a glass of water---all without glancing up.

　　我們上中學的兒子開始在一家餐館打工做招待不久，我們決定找個晚上到他打工的餐館吃頓飯，讓他大吃一驚。家里的其他人告誡我千萬不要顯示出我是他的媽媽，以免讓他感到難為情。但是，我是個開朗的母親，要想做到這點確實很難。但我還是裝作像其他顧客一樣。我低著頭看著菜單，很禮貌地接過餐具和一杯水，眼睛始終沒敢抬。

　　I realized I may have been a bit too successful in keeping my distance when my son stared pointedly at me and said，“Hello，my name is Andrew，and I'll be your son for this evening.”

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