幽默笑話(huà)精粹38：電話(huà)錄音

KQED radio announced a few days ago that due to lack of funding, it was canceling its Perspectives commentaries. Next morning, Doug Edwards was checking the call in tape for listener reaction and came across this from a woman on her car phone: "MY name is Julia. Longtime listener. I’m very upset that you're canceling Perspectives and I' m considering canceling my support. Please reinstate…” followed by the sound of squealing brakes, a crash, shattering glass, and Julia yelling "Oh s…，you've made me so mad I just rear一ended the car in front of me. Have to go now.” Click. Poor Julia. Funds were restored，and Perspectives is back on the air.

KQED電臺(tái)在幾天前宣布，由于資金緊張，他們將刷掉一個(gè)叫做《觀察評(píng)論》的節(jié)目。第二天一大早，唐·愛(ài)得華茲從專(zhuān)門(mén)記錄聽(tīng)眾反饋意見(jiàn)的電話(huà)錄音中聽(tīng)到了一位婦女的留言:“我叫朱莉婭，一個(gè)老聽(tīng)眾了，聽(tīng)說(shuō)你們要取消《觀察評(píng)論》這個(gè)欄目，我感到非常氣憤!我要考慮收回我的資助，除非你們能恢復(fù)……”緊接著是一聲急促的剎車(chē)聲，然后是撞擊聲和玻璃粉碎的聲音，并且伴隨著朱莉婭的尖叫聲:“天那，你們簡(jiǎn)直快讓我發(fā)瘋了，剛才我和前面的一輛車(chē)追尾了，我掛電話(huà)了。”接著便是掛上電話(huà)后的滴答聲。可憐的朱莉婭，其實(shí)資金已經(jīng)重新運(yùn)轉(zhuǎn)了，《觀察評(píng)論》這檔節(jié)目也重新開(kāi)播了。