幽默笑話：理論與現(xiàn)實(shí)(中英)

One day a son asked his father what was the difference between "theory" and "reality". His father thought and then said "Go ask your Mother if she would sleep with the next door neighbor for a half million dollars.”

一天，兒子問他的爸爸“理論”與“現(xiàn)實(shí)”有什么區(qū)別。他的爸爸想了想，然后說:“去問問你媽媽，她是否愿意為了五十萬美元去和隔壁鄰居睡覺。”

The son went to his mother and asked her. She thought about it for a minute and

then said, "Yes，yes I would.’，The son returned to his father and told him her reply. The father then told the son to go ask his sister if she would sleep with the next door neighbor's son for a half million dollars. The son went to his sister and asked her. She thought about it for a minute and then replied, "Yes, yes I would.”

兒子找到他媽媽問了她那個(gè)問題。她想了一分鐘后說:“是的，我愿意。”兒子回到他爸爸那里告訴了他媽媽的答案。孩子的爸爸又讓兒子去問他的姐姐是否愿意為了五十萬美元去和隔壁鄰居的兒子睡覺。孩子找到他的姐姐問了那個(gè)問題。他姐姐想了一分鐘然后告訴他，她也愿意。

The son returned to his father and told him his sister also said she would. The father said，"Well son，there you have it. In theory, we're living with a million bucks. In reality，we're living with a couple of whores.”

孩子回到他爸爸這里把姐姐的答案也告訴了他。爸爸說:“很好兒子，現(xiàn)在你就知道區(qū)別了。從理論上講，我們家現(xiàn)在已經(jīng)有一百萬美元了。從現(xiàn)實(shí)來講，我們家有兩個(gè)妓女。”