幽默笑話精粹33：誰是喬治?華盛頓

　　A teacher was asking a student a lot of question，but the student couldn’t answer any of them. The teacher then decided to ask him some very easy question so that he could get a few right.

　　她說:“班克·希爾是什么?”

　　"What was Banker Hill?" She said.

　　這位學生想了一會，然后回答:“一個飛機場?”

　　The student thought for some time and then answered，"an airport?"

　　老師說:“不!是一場戰(zhàn)役!”她有點生氣了，但是她還是盡量不表現(xiàn)出來。接著，她問道:“美國的第一任總統(tǒng)是誰?”

　　"No, it was a battle," the teacher said. She was getting a little angry now, but she was trying not to show it. Then she asked，"Who was the first President of the United States? "

　　這位學生想了好長的一段時間，但還是一言不發(fā)。老師非常生氣，大聲喊道:“喬治·華盛頓!”學生站了起來，開始走回自己的座位。

　　The student thought for a long time, but didn't say anything. Then the teacher got very angry and shouted，"George Washington!" the student got up and began to walk towards his seat.

　　老師說:“回來!我沒叫你回去!”

　　"Come back!" the teacher said. "I didn’t tell you're to go."

　　這位學生說:“哦，對不起!我以為你叫下一位學生呢!”

　　"Oh，I'sorry ," the student said，"I thought you called the next student