雙語笑話:我家有個終極話癆媽

Hi, dad? Where's mom?

爸，我媽呢?

She's in the chat room talking to someone.

你媽正和一長舌婦在聊天八卦呢!

Really? Mom's on the internet?

啥?老媽這么潮，都學會上網了啊?

What internet? They're in the kitchen. You know your mom. Any room she's in is a chat room.

上網?撈魚么?你媽在廚房呢，你知道你媽有個本事就是她在哪兒呆著，哪兒就自動變成聊天室了。