英語幽默笑話：天國醫(yī)生

A doctor died and went to heaven. When he got to the gates, he found that there was a long line to get in. He went to the front of the line and told the angel that since he was a doctor and that doctors are important people, he should be allowed to bypass the line and go right in.

一個醫(yī)生死后升入了天堂，當他到達門口的時候發(fā)現(xiàn)那里已經(jīng)排了很長的隊伍。他走到隊前詢問天使既然自己是個醫(yī)生，而醫(yī)生又是很重要的人，所以他應(yīng)該可以不用排隊就直接進去。

The angel replied: "Up here, everyone is equal. Now, please go to the end of the line and wait your turn.” The doctor grumbled but did what was requested. After a while, someone with a white smock and stethoscope walked right past the line and straight in. The doctor ran right back to the angel and said: "Hey, how come you let that doctor right in and not me” The angel replied : "That' s not a doctor; that is God playing Doctor.”

天使回答說:“得了，這里人人都一樣，回去排隊。”醫(yī)生雖有一肚子怨言，可是還是按照天使說的做了。過了一會兒，一個身穿白大褂，脖子上還掛著聽診器的人穿過隊伍徑直走了進去。那個醫(yī)生又跑到天使跟前問:“嘿，你怎么能讓那個醫(yī)生進去而不讓我進去呢!”天使回答:“他不是醫(yī)生，他是上帝假扮成的醫(yī)生。”