英文幽默語錄四則

1.Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

光跑得比聲音快，這就是為什么有些人看起來靈光，直到他們開口說話。

2.War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

戰(zhàn)爭并不決定誰對(right為英文雙關(guān)語：右/對)--只是誰留下來(left為英文雙關(guān)語：左/留)。

3.Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

上教堂并不會使你成為一個基督徒，正如站在車房里不會使你成為一部車子。

4.Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

每個成功的男人背后是他的女人。每個從成功墜毀的男人背后通常是另一個女人。