英語幽默笑話：男人VS女人(下)

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

A woman will dress up to go shopping, empty the garbage, and get the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

A woman knows all about her children, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.