Employee: The stress my boss puts me under is killing me. I have migraines(偏頭疼), my blood pressure is going through the roof, I can't sleep at night, I just found out that I have an ulcer(潰瘍), and as long as I stay in this job, the only question is whether I'll have a stroke(中風(fēng)) or a heart attack."
Friend: So, why don't you quit?
Employee: The company has a great health plan.
