英語(yǔ)幽默笑話：律師的狗

A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for (直奔) a butcher shop and steals a roast.

一個(gè)律師的狗掙開繩索跑了，直奔肉店偷了塊烤肉。

Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?"

屠夫去律師的辦公室問(wèn)他：“如果一個(gè)人的狗跑到我店里偷了塊肉，我有沒(méi)有權(quán)利要求狗的主人付賬?”

The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."

律師回答“當(dāng)然。”

"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."

“那你欠我8.5美元，你的狗跑掉了，偷了我家一塊肉。”

The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for$8.50.

律師什么也沒(méi)說(shuō)，就給他開了8.5美元的支票。

Several days later the butcher opens the mail and finds anenvelope from the lawyer: $20 due for a consultation.

幾天后，屠夫打開郵箱，看到一封來(lái)自律師的信：20美元咨詢費(fèi)。