英語(yǔ)笑話：世界上最愛(ài)你的女人

One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.

On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out."The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield."

My husband looked up and said, "Mom\'s here?"

世界上最愛(ài)你的女人

一天晚上我開(kāi)著丈夫的車(chē)去購(gòu)物，

回來(lái)后發(fā)現(xiàn)車(chē)身沾滿灰塵，于是擦洗了一陣。當(dāng)我終于走進(jìn)屋里時(shí)大聲喊：“世界上最愛(ài)你的女人剛擦洗了你的車(chē)燈和擋風(fēng)玻璃。”

我丈夫抬頭看了看，說(shuō)：“媽媽來(lái)了?”