英語(yǔ)笑話：哪兒都疼

Tom groaned to the doctor in his school's hospital, "My arm hurts, my stomach hurts, my chest hurts, my neck hurts, my shoulder hurts,and my head hurts."

湯姆呻吟著對(duì)校醫(yī)院的大夫說:“我的胳膊疼，肚子疼，胸口疼，月李子疼，雙肩疼，頭也疼。”

The doctor examined the patient. She began by tapping the knee with a small hammer to test his reflexes.“How do you feel now?”she asked.

大夫開始給他檢查。大夫用一把小錘子敲打他的膝關(guān)節(jié)看他的反應(yīng)，“你現(xiàn)在感覺怎么樣?”醫(yī)生問。

"Now my knee hurts，too.”groaned Tom.

“現(xiàn)在我的膝部也疼了。”湯姆呻吟地說。