英語笑話：你有腦子嗎

A Sri一Lankian professor went to London on his sabbatical. After three months he was tired of English food and went to a butcher shop to buy something to allay his homesickness.

一位斯里蘭卡教授到倫敦去修教學假。三個月以后他吃厭了英國的飯菜，就到肉鋪去買點東西來減輕他的思鄉(xiāng)之情。

“Have you brain?”he asked the butcher.

“你有腦子嗎?”他問賣肉的。

The butcher stared at him for a minute then said，“If I had any，do you think I'd be working here?”

賣肉的愣愣地看著他，半晌才說:“如果我有腦子，你想我還會在這兒干嗎?”