英語(yǔ)笑話：你有腦子嗎

A Sri一Lankian professor went to London on his sabbatical. After three months he was tired of English food and went to a butcher shop to buy something to allay his homesickness.

一位斯里蘭卡教授到倫敦去修教學(xué)假。三個(gè)月以后他吃厭了英國(guó)的飯菜，就到肉鋪去買(mǎi)點(diǎn)東西來(lái)減輕他的思鄉(xiāng)之情。

“Have you brain?”he asked the butcher.

“你有腦子嗎?”他問(wèn)賣(mài)肉的。

The butcher stared at him for a minute then said，“If I had any，do you think I'd be working here?”

賣(mài)肉的愣愣地看著他，半晌才說(shuō):“如果我有腦子，你想我還會(huì)在這兒干嗎?”