英語(yǔ)笑話：我才不會(huì)那么傻

The woman was reading the newspaper as she and her husband were eating breakfast.

一位女士和她先生正在用早餐，她邊吃邊看報(bào)紙。

"Did you hear about this, dear?" she asked.

“親愛(ài)的，你聽(tīng)過(guò)這則新聞嗎?”她問(wèn)道。

"It seems a man traded his wife for season tickets to the Spurs.

“似乎是一個(gè)男的為了看馬刺隊(duì)的比賽，用他太太跟人換了球季的門(mén)票。

You wouldn't do a thing like that, would you, sweetheart?"

你不會(huì)那么做吧，親愛(ài)的?”

"No way," answered the husband.

“我才不會(huì)那么傻呢!”先生答道。

"The season's almost half over."

“今年球季幾乎都過(guò)了一大半了."