英語(yǔ)笑話：有沒有服藥

A fellow who was rather slow on the uptake had been suffering from constipation, so the doctor provided him with some suppositories.

有位理解能力相當(dāng)遲緩的老兄一直為便秘所苦，因此醫(yī)生給他一些利腸的栓劑。

A week later, the patient came back to tell the doctor that his condition had not improved.

一星期后病人回來(lái)告訴醫(yī)生，他的狀況尚未改進(jìn)。

"I'm amazed," said the doctor. " Have you been taking the medicine I prescribed for you?"

“我覺得好奇怪，”醫(yī)生說(shuō)。“你有沒有采用我開給你的藥方呢?”

"What do you think I've been doing, shoving it up my ass?"

“你以為我做什么呢?難道要我把它們都塞進(jìn)屁股里嗎?”