英語笑話：教育新生的學(xué)長(zhǎng)

 

一位哈佛大學(xué)新生正在熟悉校園環(huán)境。

"Excuse me," he aske an upperclassman, "can you tell me where the library's at?"

“對(duì)不起，”他問一位高年級(jí)學(xué)長(zhǎng)，“您能告訴我圖書館在哪里嗎?”

"What appalling diction," sneered the older student. "I can't imagine how you could have been admitted to Harvard.

“好可怕的用字喔!”那名學(xué)長(zhǎng)嘲弄他道。

Don' t you know better than to end a sentence with a preposition?"

"不知道你老弟是怎么獲準(zhǔn)進(jìn)入哈佛的。難道你不知道介詞不要放在一個(gè)句子后面嗎?"

"OK. Can you tell me where the library's at, asshole?"

“好吧!你能告訴我圖書館在哪里嗎，驢蛋?”