英語笑話：說謊者

The Liars
說謊者
The minister announced that he would preach on the subject of liars next Sunday. He said, "To make preparation for my discourse(論述，演講), I hope you all read the seventeenth chapter of Mark."

On the following Sunday, when the minister began to preach, he said: "Now, if you have read the seventeenth chapter of Mark as I requested, please raise your hand." Almost everybody's hand went up.

Then the minister said: "I want to tell you that there is no seventeenth chapter of Mark."

牧師宣布下個禮拜天他布道時要講說謊者的問題。他說：“為了給這次布道做好準(zhǔn)備，我希望大家都去看看《馬可福音》的第十七章。”

到了下個禮拜天，牧師開始布道時說：“如果你們按照我的要求看過《馬可福音》的第十七章，現(xiàn)在舉手。”幾乎每個人都舉了手。

牧師就說：“我要告訴你們，《馬可福音》并沒有第17章。”