雙語幽默笑話：入口處

Three competing store owners rented adjoining(毗連的) shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem(故意的傷害罪，蓄意的破壞) to ensue.

三個互相爭生意的商店老板在一條商業(yè)街上租用了毗鄰的店鋪，旁觀者等著瞧好戲。

The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, Gigantic Sale! and Super Bargains!

右邊的零售商掛起了巨大的招牌，上書：大減價!特便宜!

The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, Prices Slashed! and Fantastic Discounts!

左邊的商店掛出了更大的招牌，聲稱：大砍價!大折扣!

The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, ENTRANCE.

中間的商人隨后準備了一個大招牌，上面只簡單地寫著：入口處。