雙語(yǔ)幽默笑話：真正便宜的東西

真正便宜的東西

After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

做完生意回來(lái)后，提姆覺(jué)得應(yīng)該給妻子帶點(diǎn)什么禮物回去。

“How about some perfume?”he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a $50.00 bottle.

“那些香水怎么賣(mài)啊?”他問(wèn)賣(mài)化妝品的售貨員。售貨員給他展示了一支價(jià)值50美元的香水。

“That’s a bit much,”said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.

“看起來(lái)好像有點(diǎn)貴哦!”提姆說(shuō)道。于是售貨員又拿出一款30美元的香水。

“That’s still quite a bit,”Tim complained.

“還是貴了點(diǎn)。”提姆抱怨道。

Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.

售貨員開(kāi)始有點(diǎn)惱火了，就給提姆一瓶很小的香水，價(jià)值15美元。

“What I mean,”said Tim, “is I’d like to see something really cheap.”

“我的意思是，”提姆說(shuō)，“我想看看一些真正便宜的東西。”

The clerk handed him a mirror.

售貨員聽(tīng)了后，遞給了提姆一面鏡子。