雙語幽默笑話：美麗的女醫(yī)生

美麗的女醫(yī)生

A beautiful woman-doctor is warmly welcomed by men-patients, and she has many romantic and wealthy pursuers. Of course, she also suffers a lot of sexual disterbance.

One day, having examined Mr Chen's sterile(不育的) disease in the hospital, the beautiful woman-doctor wants to examine whether the number of Mr Chen's sperm is decreased or not. So she gave him a small sealed glass pot, asking him to put some specimens in the pot at home and then bring it to her.

On the following day, Mr Chen came again, but the woman-doctor found the glass pot still empty.

Mr Chen explained: "Yesterday, I tried it with my right hand for a long time, but there was no reaction. Then, I tried it with my left hand, it was still not up, and then I asked my wife to help me. My wife tried it with her both hands, it still did not work. Then I asked her to do it with her mouth, she could not make it up in any way."

On hearing what Mr Chen said, the woman-doctor's face got red because of shyness. However, Mr Chen still continued to say: "Just at that moment, my cousin came to my house to send a gift. She is younger and stronger, so I begged her to help do it. Also, she tried it first with her hands, then with her mouth, making an effort to make it up."

"Stop! Stop!" the woman-doctor couldn't bear it any more and said: "It was even such a thing that you begged your cousin to help do?"

Mr Chen went on saying: "How willing she was! Nevertheless, she also wouldn't do it. So, I came here to find you to see if you can......"

On hearing this, the woman-doctor asked angrily: "What do you want me to do?"

Mr Chen answered: "to see whether you can make the cap of the glass pot up or not?"

美麗的女醫(yī)生在醫(yī)院大受男病人的歡迎，浪漫、多金的追求者眾多，當然，也遇到不少性騷擾。

有一天，陳先生在醫(yī)院做完不孕癥檢查后，美麗的女醫(yī)生要檢查陳先生的精蟲數(shù)目有沒有減少。她給他一個密封的小玻璃罐子，要他回家裝些樣本帶來。

第二天，陳先生再來，女醫(yī)生卻發(fā)現(xiàn)玻璃罐仍是空空如也。

陳先生解釋說：”昨天，我先用右手試了半天，沒有動靜; 我改用左手試，還是沒有用;我叫我太太來幫忙，她也是兩只手都試，也是沒有用。我叫她用嘴巴弄，仍然沒有辦法。”

女醫(yī)生聽得滿臉通紅。陳先生仍不停地說：“剛好我表妹到我家來送禮，她比較年輕體力好，我就拜托她來幫忙。 她也是先用手，再用嘴，很努力地........”

“停!停!” 女醫(yī)生再也忍不住了：“這種事，你找你表妹幫忙做?”

陳先生說：“她很樂意啊!可是還是不行!我才來找你，看妳能不能......”

女醫(yī)生一聽，怒問：“能不能什么?”

陳先生答說：“能不能把這個玻璃罐的蓋子打開啊!”