雙語(yǔ)幽默笑話：我怎么才能上天堂

我怎么才能上天堂

"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the poor, would I get into heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday school class.

"No!" the children all answered.

"If I cleaned the church everyday, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "No!"

"Well, " I continued, "then how can I get into heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"

“如果我把房子和車賣了，在車庫(kù)舉行義賣, 并把所有的錢給窮人，我能進(jìn)天堂嗎?”我問(wèn)主日學(xué)校的孩子。

孩子們齊聲回答：“不能!”

“那如果我每天都打掃教堂，給院子的草坪割草，并且把東西都收拾得干凈整潔，我會(huì)上天堂嗎?”

回答還是：“不能!”“好吧， ”我繼續(xù)問(wèn), “那我要怎樣才能升天堂呢?”

一個(gè)五歲的男孩兒叫道：“你得死了才行!”