雙語幽默笑話：返老還童藥片

返老還童藥片

The old age had crept in on Mrs. Daly. Aches and pains bothered her day and night. One day, she received a package with some pills and a letter from her son. The letter said, "Dear Mom, I am sending you some wonder drug called rejuvenation pills. It will make you well and years younger."

A few months later, Jimmy came home. Sitting on the porch was a beautiful young lady rocking a cradle with a baby in it sucking the bottle.

"Where is my mother?" Jimmy asked.

"Don't be silly. I am your mother. Those pills were marvelous."

"Imagine, with one pill, you're as beautiful as anyone can be. Once more, you could have a baby, My, they are powerful."

"That's not a baby. That's your father, He took two."

黛麗女士漸漸變老了，身上的疼痛日日夜夜折磨著她。有一天，黛麗收到兒子寄來的一個包裹，里面放著一些藥片和一封信，兒子在信中說：“親愛的媽媽，我給你寄來了一些神奇的藥片，返老還童片，吃了后你會變得健康年輕。”

幾個月后，吉米回到家，一位年輕美麗的女士坐在門廊上搖著搖籃，搖籃里有個嬰兒吸著奶瓶。

“我的媽媽呢?”吉米問。

“別犯傻了，我就是你媽媽，那些藥片太神了。”

“真是不可思議，那個藥吃了一片就可以美夢成真，再吃一片就可以生個孩子，哇塞，藥片可真厲害。”

“那可不是孩子，那是你爸爸，他吃了兩片。”