恐嚇

恐嚇

A commuter sitting on a subway train reading a paper back was so sprawled out in the seat that the woman next to him had very little room. When she asked if he could move a bit, he refused.

Just then, a man opposite them yelled, "Why don't you sit like a human being!"

"What are you going to do if I don't?" came the reply.

"Well, for one thing, I'll tell you how that book ends."

一位跑地鐵通勤的家伙四肢伸展地坐在座位上看著一本平裝小說(shuō)。他旁邊的女士被擠的實(shí)在難忍，便要求稍微挪動(dòng)一下，卻遭到了他的拒絕。

這時(shí)，坐在對(duì)面的一位先生喊道：“你為什么不能像人一樣坐著呢?”

“我就是不愿意，看你能把我怎么樣?”

那個(gè)人回答說(shuō)：“那好，只有一個(gè)辦法了，我會(huì)告訴你這本書(shū)是怎樣結(jié)的尾。”