3位醫(yī)生在天堂門(mén)口

　　Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked them why they should be let into heaven.

　　The first doctor said,″Because I won the Nobel Peace Prize for my work.″ St. Peter let him in.

　　The second doctor said, ″I haven't won any prizes, but I've started free clinics and helped those in need forfree.″ St. Peter let him in.

　　The third doctor said, ″I'm responsible for all the hospitals across the United States.″

　　St. Peter thought about it for a minute and said, ″OK,I'll let you in, but you will be responsible for your safety!″

　　3位醫(yī)生到了天堂。圣彼得問(wèn)他們，為什么他們能進(jìn)入天堂。

　　第一個(gè)醫(yī)生回答因?yàn)槲耀@得過(guò)諾貝爾和平獎(jiǎng)。圣彼得讓他進(jìn)了天堂。

　　第二個(gè)醫(yī)生回答我沒(méi)得過(guò)什么獎(jiǎng)，但我開(kāi)設(shè)過(guò)免費(fèi)門(mén)診，免費(fèi)治病。圣彼得讓他進(jìn)了天堂。

　　第三個(gè)醫(yī)生回答我負(fù)責(zé)管理美國(guó)所有的醫(yī)院。

　　圣彼得思考了一分鐘，說(shuō)，好吧，我讓你進(jìn)去，但你要為自己的安全負(fù)責(zé)!