模仿鳥兒

　　Imitate Birds

　　A man tried to get a job in a stage show. What can you do? asked the producer.

　　Imitate birds, the man said.

　　Are you kidding? answered the producer, People like that are a dime a dozen.

　　Well, I guess that's that. said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.

　　模仿鳥兒

　　一個人想在一個舞臺劇中找份工作。你能干什么呢?負(fù)責(zé)人問。

　　模仿鳥兒，那人說。

　　你在開玩笑吧?負(fù)責(zé)人答道，那樣的人一毛錢可以找一打。

　　噢，那就算了。那名演員說著，展開翅膀，飛出了窗口。