Pig or Witch 豬或女巫

　　A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.

　　As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!"

　　The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH!!"

　　They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

　　If only men would listen.

　　一個(gè)男人在一條陡峭狹窄的山路上駕車(chē)，一個(gè)女人相向駕車(chē)而來(lái)。

　　他們相遇時(shí)，那個(gè)女的從窗中伸出頭來(lái)叫到：“豬!!”

　　那個(gè)男的立即從窗中伸出頭來(lái)回敬道：“女巫!!”

　　他們繼續(xù)前行。這個(gè)男的在下一個(gè)路口轉(zhuǎn)彎時(shí)，撞上了路中間的一頭豬。

　　要是這個(gè)男的能聽(tīng)懂那個(gè)女人的意思就好了。