Hunting Skills 打獵的技巧

Two Russian hunters meet. I shot a gigantic bear yesterday, says Ivan. Look at the hide!

How do you find such huge bears? Sergei asks.

Easy, says Ivan. You stand in front of a cave and whistle. When the bear comes out, you shoot.

Weeks later the two meet again. Sergei is covered in bandages. Didn't you follow my advice? Ivan asks.

Sure I did. I stood, in front of a cave and whistled, Sergei replies.

And what came out?

To me, says Sergei, it looked like the Trans-Siberian Express

兩個(gè)俄國(guó)獵人相遇。我昨天打了一只巨熊，伊凡說(shuō)，看看這獸皮！

你是如何發(fā)現(xiàn)這么大的熊的？謝爾蓋問(wèn)道。

簡(jiǎn)單，伊凡說(shuō)，你站在一個(gè)洞前并吹哨子。熊出來(lái)時(shí)你就開(kāi)槍。

幾周后，兩人見(jiàn)面了。謝爾蓋渾身纏滿了繃帶。難道你沒(méi)有聽(tīng)我的建議？伊凡問(wèn)。

我當(dāng)然是按你的建議做的。我站在一個(gè)洞前并吹哨子，謝爾蓋回答說(shuō)。

出來(lái)了什么？

向著我來(lái)的，謝爾蓋說(shuō)，像是穿越西伯利亞的快車。