雙語幽默：好好保護

　　Customers often share personal experiences while they are shopping at my sister's horse-tack and riding-apparel store. Not surprisingly, safety is a primary concern when choosing equipment. Once, when I was helping out on the sales staff, a woman looking at head gear insisted on the best available.

　　"I've spent well over $100,000 on my brain and need to take good care of it," she said.

　　Alarmed, I asked, "Did you have a head injury?"

　　"No," she replied. "I graduated from college."

　　好好保護

　　顧客們在我姐姐的馬食和騎馬服商店里買東西時，經常彼此交流個人經驗。毫不奇怪，安全是在購買裝備時考慮的一個主要因素。一次，當我在銷售處幫忙時，一名挑頭盔的婦女堅持要買最好的一種。

　　“我已經在我的腦袋上花了遠不止十萬美元，需要好好保護它，”她說。

　　我吃了一驚，問道：“你的頭受過傷嗎?”

　　“沒有，”她說，“我從大學畢業(yè)了。”