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　?、?Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.

　　鈔票不是萬(wàn)能的,有時(shí)還需要信用卡.

　　② One should love animals. They are so tasty.

　　每個(gè)人都應(yīng)該熱愛(ài)動(dòng)物,因?yàn)樗鼈兒芎贸?

　?、?Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

　　要節(jié)約用水,盡量和女友一起洗澡.

　?、?Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.

　　要用心去愛(ài)你的鄰居,不過(guò)不要讓她的老公知道.

　?、?Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

　　每個(gè)成功男人的背后,都有一個(gè)女人. 每個(gè)不成功男人的背后, 都有兩個(gè).

　?、?Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　再快樂(lè)的單身漢遲早也會(huì)結(jié)婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

　　⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聰明人都是未婚的,結(jié)婚的人很難再聰明起來(lái).

　?、?Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

　　成功是一個(gè)相關(guān)名詞,他會(huì)給你帶來(lái)很多不相關(guān)的親戚(聯(lián)系).

　?、?Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好.

　?、?Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

　　愛(ài)情就象照片,需要大量的暗房時(shí)間來(lái)培養(yǎng).

　　⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

　　后排座位上的小孩會(huì)生出意外, 后排座位上的意外會(huì)生出小孩.

　?、?ldquo;Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.

　　“現(xiàn)在的夢(mèng)想決定著你的將來(lái)”,所以還是再睡一會(huì)吧.

　　⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

　　應(yīng)該有更好的方式開(kāi)始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每個(gè)上午都醒來(lái).

　?、?ldquo;Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?

　　努力工作不會(huì)導(dǎo)致死亡!不過(guò)我不會(huì)用自己去證明.

　　⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!

　　工作好有意思耶!尤其是看著別人工作.

　?、?God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

　　神決定了誰(shuí)是你的親戚,幸運(yùn)的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地.

　　⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!

　　兩個(gè)人的狀態(tài)是不穩(wěn)定的,三個(gè)人才是!

　?、?A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

　　服飾就象鐵絲網(wǎng),它阻止你冒然行動(dòng)但并不妨礙你盡情的觀看.

　?、?The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.

　　學(xué)的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘記的越多.