英語(yǔ)幽默笑話：An American, a Japanese, a Chinese

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An American, a Japanese, a Chinese expedition in the jungle. The results were captured by tribal cannibalism. Can be tribal chiefs, said: "I'm in a good mood today, do not eat you, but you have to pay one hundred board, but you can endure before the board to have a desire to achieve." Board is the first Americans to pay. He said: "before the board to pay, give me a seat bottom cushions." Pad stop, board-like falling rain; 合previous 70 boards, 70 boards were smashed after the cushion, and then is finished ... ...Antiaris , the United States left behind the old feeling. After seeing this, the Japanese asked the mattress 10. 1,2,3 ... 100 over, the Japanese rose,, all right; then the Zhang imitation of their capacity and ability to brag about a re-creation, and would like to sit while watching the show the Chinese people. Chinese people get on the ground slowly, carefree carefree said: "Come on, give me the Japanese mat."

一個(gè)美國(guó)人、一個(gè)日本人、一個(gè)中國(guó)人在叢林探險(xiǎn)。結(jié)果全被吃人部落抓去了。可部落酋長(zhǎng)說(shuō)："我今天心情好，不吃你們，但你們都得挨一百板子，但在挨板子前你們可以有一個(gè)愿望實(shí)現(xiàn)。”先挨板子的是美國(guó)人。他說(shuō)："挨板子前，先給我屁股墊上1個(gè)坐墊。”墊罷，板子雨點(diǎn)般落下；先前70板還湊合，70板之后坐墊被打爛，然后就是板板見(jiàn)血……打完，美國(guó)老摸著屁股走了。日本人見(jiàn)狀后，要求10個(gè)床墊。1、2、3…100打完，日本人起身，拍拍屁股，沒(méi)事；然后張著臭嘴對(duì)自己的模仿能力和再創(chuàng)造能力吹噓一番，并想坐一邊看中國(guó)人的好戲。中國(guó)人慢慢趴下，悠哉悠哉地說(shuō)："來(lái)，把日本人給我墊上。”