英語(yǔ)幽默笑話：Give up your seat to a lady

Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."
"You've done the right thing," says Mommy.
"But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap."

給女士讓座
小強(qiáng)尼說(shuō)：“媽媽，今天早上和爸爸在公車(chē)上時(shí)，他叫我讓座給一位女士。”
媽媽說(shuō)：“你做得很對(duì)呀。”
“但是，媽媽，我是坐在爸爸膝蓋上的。”