Monkey and Policeman 猴子與警察

A policeman took a monkey to his boss. The boss asked, "What kind of monkey business are you getting up to?" He said, "This monkey was wandering on the streets, not following any of the rules. I'm turning him in". The boss said, "Oh, my God! You're so dumb! If you catch a monkey, you have to take it to the zoo. Why bring it to me. Take it to the zoo!" So the policeman took the monkey out.

Three or four days later, he was seen again, holding the monkey's hand. He took the monkey to the police car, opened the door,put it in, and was about to drive away. The boss saw this, ran out, and asked, "Oh, my God! How come the monkey is still here? I told you to take it to the zoo". The policeman replied, "Yes, sir. I've already taken him to the zoo. Today, I'm taking him to see a movie".

有一位警察大哥帶了只猴子給他上司看，他上司就說他：“你搞什么猴子把戲?”警察大哥說：“這猴子在大街上到處亂跑，什么法律都不懂，我把它捉了回來，治它的罪。”上司說：“天啊天，你怎么那么笨?捉到猴子就把它帶到動物園去嘛，帶給我干嘛?帶它到動物園去。”后來那警察大哥就帶了猴子出去了。

三、四天后還看見他跟猴子手拉手打開警車門讓猴子坐進去，正準備開車，他上司跑了出來說他：“天啊，為什么到現在還把猴子留在這兒，我不是叫你把它帶到動物園去的嗎?為什么還在這兒?”警察大哥：“我有呀!我已經帶它去了動物園，今天帶它去看電影!”